Normal Life Enthusiast Mugs

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Reach for the Star.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Man and woman with laundry

New York Man

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"I like how you keep things simple."

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

Furies 2.0

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."