Life Enthusiast Mugs

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

In the game of life...there is no time out.

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Nifty at 50!

Births in Ukraine

Despite his best efforts Kevin was still struggling to break out of his comfort zone.

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

Cradle to the Grave.

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

The meaning of life

'I don't think a policy of moderation is necessary with your decision to start enjoying life.'

"Get a Life!!"

Reach for the Star.

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'Be happy. It doesn't matter how, with whom, or why...whatever is gong to happen is going to happen anyway!'

LIVE. Period. It's complicated enough without having to worry about other things as well...

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Carmen, do you feel like life is passing us by?"

Tonight is "Gee, this is just like last night!" night. Life is good.

Instead of middle age, I call it "Youth, the Sequel"!

Today's Topic. Human Nature: The Search for Perfection. Human nature will evantually reach perfection -- Unitl then, let's enjoy ourselves while we can!

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

"Feel free to take notes."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."