Life Enjoyers Mugs

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Reach for the Star.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

"Use your inside scream."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Go forth and multiply!'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."