Life Enjoyers T-Shirts

Reach for the Star.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Use your inside scream."

Dialogue

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

'Go forth and multiply!'

Cupid

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

Woman carrying a love heart

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."