Life Enjoyer T-Shirts

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"The nerve of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

Reach for the Star.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Think about the honey."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

Life is just four letters...

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'Rock of Ages'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!