Life-enjoyment Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Reach for the Star.

Clown on bike.

"Feel free to take notes."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

If you're happy and you know it...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Happy Retirement

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

Feathered frenzy

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Happiness