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'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

'I'm drowning in a sea of tranquility.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Born to be Mild.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Summer Road Work

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

Come in here if you don't like....

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'We serve comfort food in a laid back atmosphere, so lower your expectations, be prepared to wait, and I'll be back for your order unless I go home.'

'Doing?'