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"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Reach for the Star.

Golfing Boss

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Fine. And you?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

The Death of the Blues

Doughnut Making

Gone Bookkeepin'

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Streaming"

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

Sparkler

Football/Soccer bubbles

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'