Life Enjoyment Seeker Gifts

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Reach for the Star.

Golfing Boss

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Santa does a keg stand.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

The Death of the Blues

Doughnut Making

'Fine. And you?'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Jumping Man

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Streaming"

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

Sparkler

Football/Soccer bubbles

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."