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'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

In the game of life...there is no time out.

"A warm, sunny day...makes you glad to be alive..."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Nifty at 50!

Births in Ukraine

Despite his best efforts Kevin was still struggling to break out of his comfort zone.

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

Cradle to the Grave.

Why be dead all your life when you can choose life.

The meaning of life

'I don't think a policy of moderation is necessary with your decision to start enjoying life.'

"Get a Life!!"

Reach for the Star.

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'Be happy. It doesn't matter how, with whom, or why...whatever is gong to happen is going to happen anyway!'

LIVE. Period. It's complicated enough without having to worry about other things as well...

"Have no fear, Baldo...the Cruzer is now your personal love coach."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Carmen, do you feel like life is passing us by?"

"The aftereffects may include years of insufferably life-affirming pronouncements."

"Feel free to take notes."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Dialogue

Happy Retirement

Love Birds love just being together

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'