Meaning Of Life Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'll let you know the meaning of life when I'm damn good and ready!"

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

Reach for the Star.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Love Birds love just being together

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Dreaming of Love

Cupid

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"You complete me, Barbara."

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'