Origin Of Life Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'So our ancestors came here from another planet? That's so cool! . . . Cuz that means we come from the best of the best in the galaxy!...Or this is just a big penal colony.'

Reach for the Star.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."