Origin Of Life Enthusiasts Mugs

'So our ancestors came here from another planet? That's so cool! . . . Cuz that means we come from the best of the best in the galaxy!...Or this is just a big penal colony.'

Reach for the Star.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

'Phys Ed -- but I minored in philosophy.'

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."