Life Enjoyer Prints

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"The nerve of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

Reach for the Star.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Think about the honey."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Life is just four letters...

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.