Family Life Enjoyer Prints

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Balloon Kids

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Family members!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Use your inside scream."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Think about the honey."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'