Large Family Life Enthusiast Prints

Man to children: 'My boss is only paying me enough to support a family of three, so some of you are gonna have to go.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

Grounded

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"Use your inside scream."

It's a Boy

"I'm so good at this!"

Mother's Love

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Yes, they are all dependants."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."