Family Life Enjoyer Mugs

'No! You don't come in the house with a bag that's moving!'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Balloon Kids

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

celebrating a birth.

Family members!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Use your inside scream."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Think about the honey."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"