Family Life Lover Mugs

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I told you, always support the baby's head!"

'It's from our daughter. She wants us to babysit again tonight.'

'A note from my husband. He's always leaving little notes. . . 'we're out of cereal'.'

'Demanding attention again, do we?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Swinging

Balloon Kids

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Use your inside scream."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'