Family Life Appreciator Mugs

celebrating a birth.

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

"My parents are totally NOT cool."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Typical Mother's Day.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"Use your inside scream."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"I read the audio book."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"The groceries are in the car."

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

"I've decided to have a kid."

The best time capsules are our children.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.