Family Life Lovers Mugs

"Dad bods are so in right now."

Reality of Parenthood

"Mommy will get up in a minute."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Family members!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Use your inside scream."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'