The New Normal Enthusiast Pillows

New Normal People

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

New Age Pit Bull

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Reinventing myself.'

The Chrysler Buildinger

Welcome to the West Side

Apple Picking 2020

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

New York Cab

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'This would make a great back massager.'

Covid beach

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."