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New Normal People

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

The New Age Dentist.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Age Pit Bull

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

The Chrysler Buildinger

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

'Reinventing myself.'

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Welcome to the West Side

New York Cab

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Apple Picking 2020

'This would make a great back massager.'

Covid beach