New Normal Lifestyle Pillows

Covid beach

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

i-teddy

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Astronaut Selfie.

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"My joints... are almost done"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'I'm coping.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Out of Order.

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

New Normal People

'Your mother and I have decided it's time to tell you... we're hippies.'

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

"I was going to retire, but the thought of spending more time with my family changed my mind."

'...So one day I just decided to walk away from my mortgage and, well... one thing led to another...'

"Great news, guys! I finally got us that nudist colony account!!"