Everyday Adventurer Gifts

"You have arrived at your destination."

Zebra Crossing

'I've got seamail.'

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class with a mid-size car makes a daring choice: 'I'll have the large size.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Surf Casting

"Thank god I bought my layers."