Present Enthusiast Gifts

Packaging Russian Dolls

Peephole in a pile of presents.

Welcome to the Team

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Internet Name Tags.

The News in Capsule Form.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Garden of Earthly Delights

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary