Past Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"There's no other way to put this. . . You're all history."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."