Update Enthusiast Gifts

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Man feeding his computer money.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Internet Name Tags.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Driverless Car

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."