Present Enthusiast T-Shirts

Packaging Russian Dolls

Peephole in a pile of presents.

"One day, son, all these will be yours."

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Look a huge bird!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

The News in Capsule Form.

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Internet Name Tags.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Garden of Earthly Delights