Cutting-edge Enthusiast Gifts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Packaging Russian Dolls

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Driverless Car

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"This is for all the things you have already heard about via social media."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."