Edge-of-your-seat Enthusiast Gifts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Comfort zone

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"OK...is this character insulting?"

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

'It's terminal? Fantastic - I was worried my blog was going to loose its edge.'

Think Differently

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

"He doesn't even try to get wooed by another!"

"You'll see it when it's done."

'And what is your USP?"

"People over sixty simply don't have the strength to leave the chair and can therefore not get hurt."