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'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

"OK...is this character insulting?"

'Good. The new chairs for our staff canteen.'

"If it's your chair, man up and get him out of it!"

Think Differently

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'It's terminal? Fantastic - I was worried my blog was going to loose its edge.'

"He doesn't even try to get wooed by another!"

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

"You'll see it when it's done."

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.

'And what is your USP?"