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Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'I don't know...He's got an edge about him I kinda like.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Beware of God"

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Consumption Graph.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

Economic Prosperity

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'