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'And what is your USP?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Football player taking the ball home.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Big advantage!!'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Eight puns

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'