Competitive Edge Enthusiast Mugs

'And what is your USP?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Big advantage!!'

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'