Skull Collectors T-Shirts

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

Feeling for shells

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Prepper Dog

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Rock on Grandma!

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"This is it? No video?"

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"Travellin' through?"

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

For Sale By Owner

Snail Love.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'