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"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Hamlet'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Barristers

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dog in casino.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Punkins

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Dog Love.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Museum of Bones

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'