Animal Article Collector Gifts

'Researching the opossum article.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Mummy?!

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

Free Range Cows.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

"You remind me of someone."