Animal Trophy Collector Gifts

"Species loss has hit him hard."

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Zdeno Chara

The Generals medals

'Researching the opossum article.'