Animal Costume Collector Gifts

'Thanks for the onesie!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Tiger Costume

'Costume - What costume?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Too Much?

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

"Ahem."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Hats

John Styx

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"