Animal Costume Collector Gifts

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Tiger Costume

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Costume - What costume?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Ahem."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Too Much?

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

John Styx

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Hats

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.