Horse Costume Collector Gifts

"Wooah... back up Julian, back up..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Tiger Costume

'Costume - What costume?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Ahem."

Too Much?

Duchess

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

John Styx

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."