Horse Costume Collector Pillows

"Wooah... back up Julian, back up..."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Tiger Costume

"I used to be a veterinarian."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Costume - What costume?'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Duchess

Too Much?

"Ahem."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

John Styx

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

"I guess I just assumed when you travelled you wouldn't be in costume."

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."