Comic Costume Collector Pillows

Onion costume

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Bear Costume

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The height of fashion in 1796

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Surf Casting

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

"I was almost that last year."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."