Costume Collecting Pillows

"We expecting your mother tonight?"

John Styx

Remote control pirate bully

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

Reginald Bunthorne

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

A man washing a mascot costume

Silly wig.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Falstaff

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

A man taking a bow

Ladies

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Drummer

'I think he's lonely.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."