Costume Collector Gifts

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'There's no mistake madam. Your son is wearing the 'junior taxman' playsuit.'

'Do you carry this in red?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

'Identity theft. What are you in for?'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'Yes, I know Death comes in many guises, I just don't think it's appropriate.'

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

'I don't suppose you'd trade some of that devil's food cake for a couple of dog biscuits, would you?'

Weekend Wig

"Ed is not himself today."

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

Purple dress

Dancing Bobby

Historical Character

Victiorian Lady

Beefeater

Boys teasing a servant about his uniform

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."

"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"They were on sale."

"Do you have this in a big-and-floppy?"

"It was an impulse purchase."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"Ahem."

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Clown loads up on shoe polish while shopping.