Collecting Costumes Gifts

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I wish you'd stop wearing that around the house!"

Clown Shoes

"I guess I just assumed when you travelled you wouldn't be in costume."

'Come on gentlemen dressed like this we ought to make some kind of plot!'

Trick or Treaty.

'Begging the Captain's pardon, but when I enlisted, I was promised a puffy shirt.'

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Really scary costumes

"Officer, it's not because I don't want to touch my nose, but my hands can not reach."

Mardi Gras

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A man washing a mascot costume

Falstaff

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I think he's lonely.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Un ballo in maschera

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"