Regal Costume Collector Gifts

Duchess

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Ambrogio

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Ahem."

Flying Dutchman

Too Much?

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

King

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

Macbeth

John Styx

'It's not mine.'

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

Invitation

Oh great! Another vampire costume! This turning into a disaster!

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

"I guess I just assumed when you travelled you wouldn't be in costume."