Regal Costume Collector Pillows

Duchess

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Ambrogio

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I used to be a veterinarian."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Ahem."

Flying Dutchman

Too Much?

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Pirate trying on parrots.

King

A superhero getting dressed in the morning.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

'As marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition, my advice is that you trade ends occasionally.'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

Macbeth

John Styx

"I guess I just assumed when you travelled you wouldn't be in costume."

Invitation

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'I don't care if cows do know more about cowboys - I'm tired of always having to be the Indian.'

Actor has his cowboy out fit from wardrobe dept at TV studio with an arrow already through the shirt.

"Forget about what else is going on in the world. As soon as we put on this uniform, it's our job to remain creepy."

"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."