Bear Costume Collector Gifts

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Bear at a vending machine

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

You have the worst spring breath.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'