Bear Costume Collector Pillows

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Bear at a vending machine

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.