Bear Collector Pillows

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Check out the old dude.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Teddy and friends.

Childlike love

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Baby Bear.

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"